August 2011
LOST
- Sawyer- Of course I'll give you the inhalers...
- Kate- Well where is it?
- Sawyer- As soon as I get that kiss.
- Kate- What?! Are you serious?
- Sawyer- Baby, I am tied to a tree in a jungle of mystery. I just got tortured by a spinal surgeon and genuine Iraq. Of course I'm serious.
Any questions people wanna ask Mac Miller, Cypress Hill, or Nas? I’m interviewing them soon but I don’t listen to their music much, so figured some hardcore fans can help me out. Anyone?
Reblog this if you're a James and Oliver Phelps blog. Or just a Harry Potter blog in general. I need to follow some new people ♥
WTF? Where did summer go? School already?
“Procrastination is the grave in which opportunity is buried.”
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Harry Potter Pickup Lines
- Sarah: You must be a triwizard champion because my goblet is one fire.
- Me: I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.
- S: Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Because I know something of the same measurements...
- M: Hagrids not the only giant on campus ;)
- S: I've been whompin my willow thinking about you
- M: Have you been using the petrificus totalus spell? Because you've made me stiff.
- S: I may not be an animangus but I can be an animal
- M: My name may not bu Luna, but I know hoe to Lovegood.
- S: You don't need lumos maxima to turn me on
- M: How about taking a ride on my broomstick?
- S: Why don't you come tame my dragon?
- M: You don't need engorgio to enlarge this...
- S: Call me your house elf and I'll do whatever you want without any clothes.
- M: Wingardium leviosa isn't the reason why I'm rising.
- S: I don't know a thing about Merlin's pants, but I'd like to get into yours.
